no. 464

"Screw soccer, ignorance is the official sport of humanity"

from Jeph Jacques' comic "Questionable Content".

no. 456

Jamie: "You're an asshole"
Cheryl: "I'm a woman. I'm not an asshole, I'm a bitch."
Jamie: "Bitches bring puppies into the world. You're an asshole."

From the comic "Leftover Soup"

no. 453

"When you say average, do you mean that basically if you tightly gathered all the girls in the world, it would turn into that girl!!? That would be a girl crystal!! Th-that would be a jewel!"

Shinohara En, the cross-dressing, girl-loving protagonist of Komura Ayumi's manga Usotsuki Lily, vol. 0, ch. 4, pg. 30


As someone who has long been a champion of seeing beauty in the "ordinary", I find this to be a lovely statement.

no. 446

"You boffed him so hard, he went Walden."

Amy to Shelley, in John Allison's Bobbins.