no. 535

“When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment feels like discrimination” 

Thomas Sowell

no. 534

Cosmo Kramer: Just tell him you don't want to do the bootleg. I'm sure he'll understand. 
Jerry: People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings.

no. 533

“Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”

Jerry Seinfeld

no. 532

”You have to be odd to be number one”

Dr. Suess 

no. 531

"The glory of justice and the majesty of the law are created not just by the Constitution - nor by the courts - nor by the officers of the law - nor by the lawyers - but by the men and women who constitute our society-who are protectors of the law as they are themselves protected by the law." 

Robert Kennedy

no. 530

"There's something very human about taking something so great and ruining it a little, so you can have more of it."

Michael, talking about frozen yogurt, in S1E6 of "The Good Place"

no. 529

"Once again, none of these philosophers is ever talking about masturbation"

Chidi tutoring Eleanor in S1E4 of "The Good Place"

no. 528

“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.”

Jon Stewart

no. 527

“I always feel uncomfortable when people speak about ordinary mortals because I've never met an ordinary man, woman or child.”

― Joseph Campbell, The Power of Myth