no. 653

“English isn’t a language, it’s three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat.”

des-zimbits

no. 652

"If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire"

George Monbiot

no. 651

'And they always find a rational explanation for the supposedly supernatural events, but nobody ever mentions the talking dog. '' Hmmm. Egyptian exhibition possibly haunted by a mummy? Let's investigate!" You're having a conversation about this with a Great Dane and he is actively disagreeing with you! Deal with the issue at hand!'

A character in Dave Turner’s book “How To Be Dead” discussing “Scooby-Doo”