Friday, November 4, 2011

no. 91

"What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts?

I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

This is a legitimate theory - You know Cedrick Diggory was high most of the time - I mean you had to have been high to think opening the egg in a bath was a legit idea."

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