no. 457

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

Groucho Marx

no. 456

Jamie: "You're an asshole"
Cheryl: "I'm a woman. I'm not an asshole, I'm a bitch."
Jamie: "Bitches bring puppies into the world. You're an asshole."

From the comic "Leftover Soup"

no. 365

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."

Woodrow Wilson