no. 460

"The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you."

Neil De Grasse Tyson

no. 456

Jamie: "You're an asshole"
Cheryl: "I'm a woman. I'm not an asshole, I'm a bitch."
Jamie: "Bitches bring puppies into the world. You're an asshole."

From the comic "Leftover Soup"

no. 455

"It strikes me as sad when something becomes widely disregarded. Piles of unsold Halloween “goods” are shoved into bins, to wait in the shadow of aisles filled with Christmas and Thanksgiving. No, I don’t especially want or care about plastic skulls and pumpkins. It is not about the object, I think, but the inherent humanity present in that object. Somebody made it. This would not exist if not for them, and yet what value does that add to such a thing? There is no passion in the factory, so none ends in the product. It is the way of our world to create in surplus while stripping away significance, one very much costing the other. I know the person who made this stuff didn’t give a shit. I wouldn’t. But when I look at that pumpkin, I see a small bit of someone’s life and can’t help but feel it deserves better than the throwaway bin at Fred Meyer."

Alex Hobbs

no. 442

"I would respect postmodernism if it called itself mad humanities"

Zach Wiener in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (bonus button)

no. 434

no. 377

"I see the glass half full…

but of poison."

Woody Allen

no. 368

“This is the rule I always give myself: that nothing new can come from a situation that involves being free or that doesn’t involve suffering.”

Rei Kawakubo

no. 355

“ I wasn’t sure what day it was because life is meaningless. Turns out it’s Thursday. The thing about life still applies. ”

Friedrice Nietzsche


Yeesh. What a grump.



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